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Below are "Dr. Seuss
Wedding Vows" inspired by Marty Blase floating on hundreds of
websites. These vows are very funny and cute. Even though
not appropriate for a formal wedding ceremony they can be used
to the great amusement of the wedding guests during the
reception or other occasions.
Dr.
Seuss
Wedding Vows
Pastor: Will you answer me right
now
These questions, as your wedding vow?
Groom: Yes, I will answer right now
Your questions as my wedding vow.
Pastor: Will you take her as your
wife?
Will you love her all your life?
Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
Yes, I'll love her all my life.
Pastor: Will you have, and also
hold
Just as you have at this time told?
Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will
hold,
Just as I have at this time told,
Yes, I will love her all my life
As I now take her as my wife.
Pastor: Will you love through good
and bad?
Whether you're happy or sad?
Groom: Yes, I'll love through good
and bad,
Whether we're happy or sad,
Yes, I will have and I will hold
Just as I have already told,
Yes, I will love her all my life,
Yes, I will take her as my wife!
Pastor: Will you love her if you're
rich?
Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?
Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're
rich,
And I will love her in a ditch,
I'll love her through good times and bad,
Whether we are happy or sad,
Yes, I will have, and I will hold
(I could have sworn this has been told!)
I promise to love all my life
This woman, as my lawful wife!
Pastor: Will you love her when
you're fit,
And also when you're feeling sick?
Groom: Yes, I'll love her when
we're fit,
And when we're hurt, and when we're sick,
And I will love her when we're rich
And I will love her in a ditch
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold
Ten years from now a thousandfold,
Yes, I will love for my whole life
This lovely woman as my wife!
Pastor: Will you love with all your
heart?
Will you love till death you part?
Groom: Yes, I'll love with all my
heart
From now until death do us part,
And I will love her when we're rich,
And when we're broke and in a ditch,
And when we're fit, and when we're sick,
(Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?)
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold,
And if I might now be so bold,
I'll love her my entire life,
Yes, I WILL take her as my wife!
Pastor: Then if you'll take her as
your wife,
And if you'll love her all your life,
And if you'll have, and if you'll hold,
From now until the stars grow cold,
And if you'll love through good and bad,
And whether you're happy or sad,
And love in sickness, and in health,
And when you're poor, and when in wealth,
And if you'll love with all your heart,
From now until death do you part,
Yes, if you'll love her through and through,
Please answer with these words:
Pastor and
Groom: I DO!
Pastor: You're married now! So kiss
the bride,
But please, do keep it dignified.
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